cafffine:

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

thesolarangel:

What’s something that most people love, but you don’t?

Pizza

Dogs

Summer

Bread

Going to the movies

Video games

gate653:

I, THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU AT THIS STOPLIGHT, HAVE DEDUCED THAT YOU COULD HAVE THREADED THAT LEFT TURN BETWEEN THOSE TWO CARS IF YOU FLOORED IT BEARING 92° SOUTH AND CAUGHT THE WIND.

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

gracierry:

rb and tell me the one thing that always happens to you before you’re about to start your period

straycatj:

おはようさまです

今日はちっとすずしいのです

Good morning everyone, it’s a little bit cool today

cubesandstuff:

Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh

fizzywrench:

funnytwittertweets:

sketiana:

id rather you have cringy but honest interests than try and act like everything youve ever loved was in an ironic way cause you think that love for simple or useless or silly things is beneath you . pathetic! embrace existence with both hands coward

ironhoshi:

Is 55F/12.8C jacket weather?

No! That is a delightful temp to wear short sleeves!

Yes. I need a jacket and a hot choccy.

Third thing. (Explain in the tags.)

jordanlakesessions:

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

sonofdysonsphere:

nyancrimew:

jame7t:

there’s no way humans could build the Eiffel Tower

must’ve been the animals

Peer reviewed and passed.

cornsnoot:

weather apps are like SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING!! REMAIN INDOORS UNTIL actually it’s gonna drizzle lol sike. SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING. it may not rain actually. 9 INCHES OF RAIN INCOMING. 10% chance of rain. THIS STORM WILL BLOW YOUR COCK STRAIGHT OFF

nerdygaymormon:

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